“My Coffee Pot is a Better Agent!”
Tuesday, February 19th, 2008
“No, Tammy, I will not be put on hold. Does your worthless boss — my agent — know what I just spent 45 minutes doing? Standing in front of a blue screen saying crap like ‘Destro is going to use the Plant Evolution Transmogrifier to turn the Amazon rain forest into the world’s largest oil field!’ What kind of shit is that? The guy who played Darth Maul was wearing pajamas and ski goggles while jumping around with ninja swords! What the hell did I sign up for?
