I have a couple of questions about purchasing a DVD set of the hit show, “Friends.”

Does the voucher for the “Free Castration!” down at the local “Snip ‘n Tip” come in the package itself, or do you have to send away for it with a proof of purchase?

Also, what is this footage I’ve never seen that’s advertised on the DVD cover above? I’m quite curious! Does it include more of Phoebe’s ZANY antics! Oh, how I love that wacky lass! No, wait, let me guess! I bet there is a blooper roll of Chandler being super duper smarmy! Ha ha! YES!

Wait a second, I know! The extra features just have to include Ross’ greatest weeniehead moments and the behind-the-scenes look at “How David Schwimmer’s Face Got Like ‘That‘”.

Honestly, if you’re a male and you’ve ever purchased a Friends DVD set for yourself … well, I just don’t even know what to say to you right now. You and your father should probably have a good talk about life. Go for a walk in the woods or something. Maybe he can set you straight. He’s probably the only one that can at this point.

Regarding “Friends”, the only redeeming thing to ever come away from the show is the following Rolling Stone cover. It’s the only thing a male should own concerning the show.

God Bless America

And if you own the entire series on DVD already, just get it over with and put the gun in your mouth right now.