Or at least that’s what shining Anglophile Evan Rachel Wood, who is staring in Julie Taymor’s groundbreaking new musical movie Across the Universe, believes. Evan Rachel Wood, who turned the tender age of 20 on Sept. 7th, is dating the top man America loves to hate, Marilyn Manson, 38.

Stating she isn’t interested in living “the typical hollywood lifestyle”, citing her choice to stay away from clubs and partying, she took the high road and made - a sex tape. But we’re not talking Paris Hilton (waste of life) style. In the considerably vicious sex scene which opens the Lolita inspired music video for Manson’s first single off his forthcoming album “Heart shaped glasses”, the two roll, claw, bite and practically eat each others faces off in a not for the squeamish styled sequence atop a “blood” drenched queen sized bed.

hold on we need another,

Christ Almighty!

Wood insists that viewers should look past the “ugliness” of the human substance thunrderstorm. To that I ask, do I need x-ray vision? Because all I see is you covered in innards my dear.

Your wise beyond your years acting skills and perfect cheek bones might be endearing Miss Wood, but I think you plummeted to the bowels of America’s sweetheart list when you squealed like a dying piglet while publicly banging a heshe who paints his skin white, carries collagen lip injections with him at all times and gets nipple less breast implants for fun. But shit man, this must be love! Right, and I’m dating freaken George Clooney. Larson, bitch…