Jenna Jameson loses her… uh, everything.
Saturday, November 3rd, 2007
Jenna Jameson, what happened to you? I don’t even know where to begin here. Those (suddenly missing) boobs, that tan, the small animals you shamelessly murdered for your eye lashes. And those lips! I’m not saying you loaded those yappers up with lard collagen, but damn. Thinking about it now though, why don’t you come over? I’ve been looking for a place to keep my art portfolio. That damn thing is huge, but I think it should fit perfectly above your duck bill upper lip. Oh, what about all my supplies? And that one 3×5 oil painting I did over summer? To the left or the right of the 8×6 electric kiln? Hmmm…
