You know it, brah.  That would be cool, brah.  I’m so cool that my professional name is McG, brah.  Know why I’m saying “brah” all the time?  Because anyone who changes their name to fucking McG must be a douche who says “brah” a lot, brah.  What other reason could there be, brah?

Anyway, Daniel Larusso’s fight in the end?  I’m thinking that when he does the Crane Kick, everything freezes, the camera spins around him, and when he delivers the kick, Johnny goes flying THROUGH a brick wall, brah.  I want to thank John Woo for the cinematic trick that was new and exciting to Americans years ago.  Also, we should play “Smack My Bitch Up” by The Prodigy when he’s training with Mr. Miyagi, which should also include a street racing scene.  You know what I mean, brah?

Hello?  Hello?  Whatever, brah.  I’m gonna go drink a Mountain Dew and skydive.

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