Sexing up Chad Kroeger, Latino-Style
Santana, enough already, please.
This time you have just gone too far. We all realize that you can’t sell records anymore on your own, you need fresh faces from the world of popular music to spruce up your image, you’ve been doing this for almost a decade now. We get it.
But when I turn on my television and see Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger with feathered blonde hair singing …
“Hey O Ey Yo Hey yo Hey … and we danced on through the night,” while sexy latinos dance around in the background, it became clear to me that Carlos is running out ideas.
Sexing up Chad Kroeger is the equivalent of putting a spoonful of sugar on a pile of diarrhea, you might be trying to help, but the end result is still revolting.
November 28th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
Fuck. I wish I didn’t know about this.
When you think about it, isn’t Kroeger today’s version of 1999 Rob Thomas? Same bullshit.
Although I have to admit I loved smooth and that santana album when it FIRST came out. that shit got driven into the ground really fast though.
This is death.
November 29th, 2007 at 12:56 am
i think kroeger is more like today’s bon jovi
but he’s also like scat porn: if you like this stuff, you don’t tell anyone
November 29th, 2007 at 4:32 am
Fuck you, Kroeger.
I had an orgy with Santana and half so Spanish Harlem when I shot the video for ‘Smooth.’
November 29th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
My god, Kroeger and his straightened hair… you cant compare this to anything santana has ever done. this is terrible. Nickleback is the longest lasting piece of shit ‘band’
December 1st, 2007 at 10:41 pm
wow. santana is trying to cash in once more using the same exact guitar riffs that he’s used for the past 30 years. when is the santana/aaron carter single coming out?
December 16th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
You can call him ‘Sir’…
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December 22nd, 2007 at 3:01 pm
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