In the year 2000 …
In the year two-thousuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhnd!
In the year 2000, late night talk show host Conan O’Brien will be hunted down “through space and time” by a deranged priest, Rev. David Ajemian. Apparently ripping off the idea from early 90s B movie Soultaker, Ajemian will claim to be O’Brien’s “most dangerous fan.”
While Ajemian will show spirit in his cause — going so far as to stalk O’Brien to Italy — his former mentors will simply roll their eyes.
“Ajemian’s seminary mentor, the Rev. John Mark Hannon said Thursday he believes Ajemian can still be a good priest if he receives proper psychiatric help.
“He was a good seminarian. He was kind and generous and affable and concerned how people were,” said Hannon, who mentored Ajemian before he graduated from St. John’s Seminary in 2001.
“He’s very likable,” Hannon added, “it’s just he’s stupid, apparently.”
In the end, Ajemian’s undoing will be traced to ripping off the “space and time” plot from Soultaker. A “likeable” idea, but a”stupid” one indeed.
In the year 2000 …
November 9th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
O’Brien looks like a bloated body that was submerged in stagnant, polluted waters for quite some freaken time. *shivers*
November 9th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
I bet Jimbuktu found “Soultaker” from watching MST3k.
“It’s the Sooooooouuuuuullllllllll Taker!”
November 9th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
you must abide by the rules of time and space
November 9th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
I hate it when people stalk comedians, because you know the comedians are taking it seriously. Totally ruins their persona. Way to get yourself stalked, O’Brien, you idiot.