Killing people. This is the type of message video games such as Man Hunt 2 and GTAIV are absolutely delivering … among brain dead morons who get high off smoking mother fucking mothballs. The game world took yet another unfair blow to the ballsack for games boasting brutal violence and sexual content. We know the drill. Mass complaints yada yada + I can’t parent for dog shit, yada yada = media conglomerates “cave” under the ESRB verdicts and dilute and re-issue their games, igniting fire in the souls of nerdboxes who now “can’t experience the game the way it’s meant to be played.”

Yo, I didn’t see anyone asking Kubrick to go back to the studio to “re-shoot and re-issue” A Clockwork Orange. Let’s say, we created a game. It’s called PEDOHUNT, where the player gets inside the mind of a child molesting pervo (or David Copperfield, ya know, whatever you’re feeling) that preys on suburban youngin’s. If it’s rated M+ (whether that means AO or not) the 10 year olds who couldn’t get in to see Clockwork Orange are the same 10 year olds who can’t buy the damn game. Give it a rest, it’s a game for crying out loud. While LocoRoco isn’t promoting world peace, sisterhood or racial unity, GTAIV and Man Hunt 2 aren’t the go to documentaries for kiddie’s who aspire to kill a bitch with a rifle.

While I’m not about to go join the army of statement hungry gamers who are currently constructing bombs in their attics to blow Jack Thompson off the planet, I gotta say- in a world where Jewel is allowed to wear clothing below her collar bone, Duane “Dog” Chapman gets more press than the freaken war in Iraq, and Criss Angel is allowed to breathe without catching shit for breaking out of his velvet curtained cage again and somehow tearing off his pink diamond encrusted muzzle, I’m confident when I say motion captured DD funbags are the least of our freaken worries. But seriously, just cut the overwhelming and unnecessary controversy, and bring on the tournies. The game is gonna sell no matter what rating you give it and I just want to see a digi-bloodbath - and no, I ain’t talking no Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood sex tape style stuff bitches.

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