The other day at the Macy’s Herald square in NYC, Jessica Simpson launched her new fashion line. Does the entire line boast only velvety pink pumps and shiny black bags? Because damn, I have to say, I’m impressed. Just when I thought your line would consist of paper clip bracelets and tissue box slippers. Perhaps one of those frilly beach mini dresses you frequent with some tuna/chicken dribbled on it, you come out with this. You didn’t even swallow the pen you “designed” all these products with? - whoa, whoa, or the ink?! You’re no ditz Jess! You’re a girl with a dream! Your dad must be so proud of you. Just like he is of your breasts? …What? Hey I wasn’t going to bring it up unless you did. Your father brings it up all the time? Uh, ew, gross man. Gimme a second while I plug my ears and - Rainbows and ponies! Rainbows and ponies! Rainbows and ponies! Nope, still there. Awesome visual Jess, thanks. Ugh.

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