Amy Winehouse bombs away

The fact that Amy Whorehouse Winehouse is a skeletal coke wench with a droning, “I’m slowly dying” inspired voice made it no surprise when she bombed yet again at the MTV Europe Music Awards the night before last. I can’t find a video that hasn’t been yanked from cyber space, but soon enough my friends, soon enough. She coo’d and goo-goo gah-gah’d until she 100% convinced all that the coke had officially erased the English language from her drug dilapidated brain. But hey, at least she took down a few lines prior to performing. Singing on an empty stomach could be dangerous. Safety first!