Hannah Montana: Crack for Kids

Recent news article have stated black market prices to see popstar “Hannah Montana” (also known by her real name, Miley Cyrus……wait, her name is Miley? Really?) in concert are getting too expensive for parents to bring their kids in concert. Tickets that were in the $25-$65 range, have no skyrocketed to the $163-$393 range. With front row seats in Los Angeles (also known as “LA”) selling at $2,427 a seat. That’s right, you read that correct, $2,427.00 a seat. If I ever asked my parents to spend close to $2,500, so I can see some girl strut around on a stage like an idiot, well before her Lohan-esque cocaine induced breakdown, I’m pretty sure my father would have slapped me in the face for just thinking about it.

And where is this “black market” that is selling these tickets? Does a shady charecter in a black trenchcoat stand in the corner of a Disney store, taking a break from trying to lure little kids to him with promises of candy and “good touches,” only to lure parents over with promises of Hannah Montana tickets so their kids won’t end up hating them in the future and join gangs.

In the end, I guess we all have our price…..but it sure as hell better not be $2,500 for the same thing over and over again.

2 Responses to “Hannah Montana: Crack for Kids”

  1. Miley Cyrus Picture Says:

    Hi…I Googled for miley cyrus real name, but found your page about Hannah Montana: Crack for Kids…and have to say thanks. nice read.

  2. Miley Cyrus Picture Says:

    Hi there…Man i just love your blog, keep the cool posts comin..holy Wednesday

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