Garrison Keillor Has a Stalker? Shut up. Really?
Garrison Keillor, the host of Minnesota Public Radio’s own “A Praerie Home Companion” has won a restraining order against a woman who sent him bizarre gifts, like a petrified alligator foot and dead beetles. The beloved radio presenter and actor alleged he received unwelcome phone calls and disturbing emails from Andrea Campbell, 43, of Hawkinsville, Georgia. Let’s think about this: Garrison Keillor, the guy in the picture above, had a stalker who wanted to fuck him every which way. That’s pretty far out there, even for a stalker. At least I understand where the Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp stalkers are coming from - those guys are attractive, and I say that with a flawless record of heterosexuality. But Garrison Keillor? The guy looks like Dwight Schrute at age 60.