NY Met’s third baseman, David Wright, is currently trying to top A-Rod’s frosted tips with NY Baseball’s queerest hair-do and succeeds.

Davey boy, WWF’s “The Red Rooster” called and he wants his hair style back ya herb.

“This ain’t Wright!”

“I hope Johan likes my new do! LOL!”

Yeah, Utah’s Cyler Sanderson is one of those freakishly athletic wrestlers.

Every time I see a video like this, I wonder why these guys chose wrestling.

With an infinite amount of athletic ability — they shun other sports and instead decide to awkwardly position themselves on top of other men.

Hey, maybe wrastlers get off on “leverage.”

February is for lovers and who says sports can’t have a little rhyme to the word.

Here is an original piece courtesy of Gary Cancun:

A quiet man made alot of noise today

I want to forget this day
and got back to when everything was ok

But i know that can’t happen
you did what you did and now
my heart is broken

You fooled us all with your innocent smile
Who knew that behind it all
you were so vile
It’s all gone in the matter of an hour
words of respect have now turned sour
You threw it all away
in 3 days, 2 decades of accallades

Warrior to murderer
Legend to forgotten
Like you never exsisted,                                                         you’ve been black listed

I believe the wolferine was the best ive seen
I wonder if you knew what would happen
when it was all said and done
before you killed yourself, your wife and your son….

I will now turn my back on it all
It hurts to much to watch another hero fall

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Poor Laimbeer.

Maybe this will take some of the heat off Scott Norwood, eh?

New York Giants wide receiver David Tyree, famous for his catch in Super Bowl XLII against the Patriots, is a fan of Jesus Christ.

Fan, fanatical, whatever.

This man has a Jesus hockey jersey, a Jesus rhinestone hat and, quite possibly, Jesus’ tear ducts.

My favorite quote:

“Men having bouts with women. Sex, drugs and alcohol — all the evils that the enemy puts before us”

Basically, Tyree imagined he was playing against Satan’s squad in Glendale.

Bill Belichick, the adulterous letch.

Willie Anderson, the weed fiend.

With his wet brain, Tedy Bruschi might as well be an alcoholic.

Here is another quote.

“Those on the borderline, hop the fence. Don’t look back. Don’t look back. Don’t look back.”

With this statement, Tyree shows he is a real man of Jesus. It isn’t about politics, because any Jesus freak worth his salt wouldn’t turn away his God-loving neighbors to the south.

… if they never attended another hockey game again.

Yeesh.

You’ve seen the original.

Now, it is time for the Zubaz Illustrated version.

Enjoy, sickos.
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All of Western New York is terrified concerned about the Buffalo Bills’ long-term future in Orchard Park after a Feb. 6 news conference in Toronto announcing the Bills’ plan to play a regular season game a year in Toronto for the next five seasons. Bills owner Ralph Wilson Palpatine told Bills fans “don’t worry right now” about the team moving to Canada or elsewhere after this death. Uh-huh.

As a measure of how not worried fans are, their federal representatives have leapt into action:

“He said, ‘You let people know that my intention is as strong as ever to keep the Bills in Buffalo,’ ” [N.Y. Sen. Charles] Schumer quoted Wilson as saying.

During a conference call with three reporters Thursday afternoon, Schumer was asked what specifically can be done to keep the Bills from moving to a more lucrative market after Wilson passes from the scene.

“It is an important question, but a sensitive question,” Schumer replied. Things are being worked on, behind the scenes, but they’re better left unsaid publicly, he suggested.

Oh! A secret plan! Now my fears are assuaged. So what does Chuck “Richard Milhous Nixon” Schumer have up his pin-striped sleeve? A few ideas:

• Nails scattered throughout Ralph Wilson Stadium parking lot to disable Canadian moving vans;

• Tits, and plenty of them;

• Begging;

• Rig the NHL so the Maple Leafs win the next five Stanley Cups, Torontonians lose interest in Bills, sleep, procreation;

• War

God speed, senator.

A video of New York Met’s pitcher Pedro Martinez and Hall of Famer Juan Marichal briefly leaked on to Youtube, by early Thursday, the video was removed “due to terms of use violation.”

Maybe Pedro was jealous of all the attention the Mets new ace, Johan Santana, was getting around New York.

We here at ZubazPants.com were lucky enough to snap this photo of Pedro playing around with some cocks.