YouTube user Gonzobanana made a rather entertaining Tom Coughlin video, which he titled “Tom’s Favorite Things.”

Well done, Sir.

You have done Tommy proud.

TIKI’S A PUSSY!

With peyote at their disposal and Tuesday’s media day in the books, Tom Coughlin and Bill Belichick decided to order up a cactus pizza to celebrate.

Couglin, the world’s biggest Doors fan, decided Glendale was the perfect place to try out his best Jim Morrison “Lizard King” impression.

Belichick, feeling a little bit like Robby Krieger, decided to follow Coughlin into the abyss.

The duo eventually caught up with actress Kate Mara — the great granddaughter of Giants founder Tim Mara — and hiked north toward the Grand Canyon.

Not much has been heard from them since they departed. But a video was sent to us.

All I can say is: ego destruction

Love and insecurities surfaced, along with Belichick’s political views, giving us a true glimpse into the bizarro world of NFL coaches, love and drugs.

Hope these guys can mentally recover by Sunday.

Tommy “fucking” Coughlin, fresh off the NFC championship win over Green Bay, was out of hand in the post game press conferences.

His demeanor and intensity mirrored a buzzed Charles Bukowski.

In the first video, Tommy sounded off on Troy Aikman’s comment about his spotless complexion and Brett Favre’s seemingly forgotten drug use. Oh, yea, he left a little parting message to his favorite melanoma-head, Tiki.

In the second video, Tommy wails on about his drunken Scottish kicker, Lawrence “Tynes Tyme.” Tommy, seen funneling a 12-pack of Natural Ice during the locker room celebration, once again brought Tiki into the conversation. Real big surprise, I know. But when Tommy’s blood begins to mix with booze and tingle, evil Tiki thoughts sprout from his subconscious.

Enjoy, sickos.

Tommy was rumored to have been sipping on a bottle of fucking Svedka during fucking warm-ups.

He stopped drinking fucking whiskey because dark fucking liquor was screwing with his rosy red fucking complexion.

But don’t fucking worry, Tommy is as fucking frisky as ever. Look at that fucking face, look at those fucking cheeks!

This is the fucking face that fucking God crafted for human-fucking-kind.

So, without further ado, we present you with Tommy’s newest fucking film role!

Philip really got in touch with his soul during this interview.

Nice to see the kid maturing at such a fast rate.

He is definitely a keeper.

Well, Bill Cowher was nice enough to join us and describe various “special moments” in film history.

Getting out of football has made the the iron chinned mad man a little soft.

He went through five Kleenex boxes and requested visine four different times.

Anyway, enjoy Mr. Cowher’s view on Hollywood.

Isiah Thomas shifts his eyes in a deceiving fashion, carefully watching his enemies plot his assassination.

Stephon Marbury blinks, letting darkness engulf his defeated soul.

Renaldo Balkman’s braids yearn to bounce to the tune of another conductor.

Malik Rose dies a little more as sweat pours from his brow.

The Knicks lose to the Celtics, 104-59.

This is the end.

Notre Dame Head Coach Charlie Weiss moments after finishing 3-9 — the worst record in the history of Notre Dame religious fanaticism.

What a sick, sick, sick individual Charlie has come amidst the losing.

Bill Belichick walks the line against the Bills on Sunday night.

One Bills fan opposes the stalwart general, exhibiting the face of a man pushed beyond the edge of reason.

Belichick orders Randy Moss and Tom Brady to sink the knife deep into the young man’s radical heart.

This is a microcosm of everything, man.

Sideline staple Andrea Kremer swooned over Tom Brady in an interview following Sunday night’s Bills vs. Pats game.

Kremer buckled at the knees as Brady stared seductively into her eyes, creating a babbling brook to flow beneath her satin undergarments.

It was the ultimate antonym for the Namath / Kolber incident.