Bill Belichick walks the line against the Bills on Sunday night.

One Bills fan opposes the stalwart general, exhibiting the face of a man pushed beyond the edge of reason.

Belichick orders Randy Moss and Tom Brady to sink the knife deep into the young man’s radical heart.

This is a microcosm of everything, man.

All is not well in Brady land, despite the happy news you may have heard.

With word out of Boston that Tom Brady’s ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan gave birth to a baby boy for him, a nasty rumor has floated around leading people to believe the child is not Brady’s first.

According to sources close to the Drew Bledsoe family, Brady fucked Drew’s career so viciously that — in some bizarro world twist — Bledsoe somehow became pregnant in early 2002.

“It might sound like something straight out of a Hollywood vehicle written for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito, but I assure it is true,” said Dr. Norman Jones, the Bledsoe family physician. “I couldn’t believe it myself … however, the effects of the Mo Lewis hit combined with Brady’s subsequent raping and pillaging of the NFL and Bledsoe’s career had a profund impact on Drew’s mental state. In the end, he felt like a rape victim, and somehow his brain BELIEVED it too, triggering the pregnancy. I don’t know if stranger things have ever happened.”

The child — named “Guy” by Bledsoe — has been hidden away since birth, but an artist’s rendering does exist:

Well, now we know what happens when you cross a cabbagecock with a twatwaffle.