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Cap’n Sprewell’s Yacht Repossessed

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

Cap’n Sprewell

Tragedy struck the shores of Milwaukee — yes, Milwaukee has shores — as former NBA star Latrell Sprewell’s 70-foot yacht, Milwaukee’s Best, was repossessed by the bank holding the loan.

No word if Barry Darsow was the Repo Man that actually did the repossessing.

Repo Man

God damn this world. GOD DAMN IT TO HELL! First Sprewell can’t afford to feed his children, and now he can’t make payments on his “megayacht.” I’m guessing that Spree is going to have to choke a bitch down at the bank.