Thirty seconds of love, a day of pleasure.

That is how I feel about my long time lover: ESPN Sportscenter commercials.

Maybe it’s just me, but I love commercials. Shit, I actually make extra money on the side bootlegging them.

Love them so much I would rather watch commercials than the actual show. However, nothing waxes my surfboard like a great Sportscenter commercial.

These guy have taken self promotion to a whole notha level.

The only guys in the locker room with Sportscenter is the Cavemen and Gecko from Geico.

Seeing these commercials make me believe there is a fantasy land full of athletes. Where the Denver Nuggets are gold miners and the NY Knicks are janitors.

Here’s a personal favorite: Old Timer’s Day

Grandma you so crazy.

Ok here’s “The New Kid”

And to think we all went to college after High School.

Now, the all time best.

Who writes these things? I want them writing my wedding vows.

Let’s all dream that one day Sportscenter Land will become reality. Where Mickey is replaced by Babe Ruth, Minnie becomes Anna Kournikova, and Reggie Miller turns into Dumbo.