Bob Played! (poorly)
Thursday, October 25th, 2007
Cue the “More You Know” music and graphic.
Weed, it reduces productivity.
Weed, it doesn’t make the beautiful game more beautiful, man.
Every little thing is not going to god damn all right.
Just ask the Jamaican men’s soccer team — playfully dubbed the “Reggae Boyz.”
THE FREE FALL continues for Jamaica’s Reggae Boyz as they have now plummeted to a shocking all-time low of 103rd in the latest FIFA world rankings.
Sad day for the Red Stripers.
This is the speech I envision being given by bloated John Candy ala the bobsled god in “Cool Runnings.”
“Either you can start wearing vans, Jenco jeans and commit to hackey sack, or lace up your kangaroo leather boots and start playing some mother fucking soccer.”
