Bill Belichick walks the line against the Bills on Sunday night.

One Bills fan opposes the stalwart general, exhibiting the face of a man pushed beyond the edge of reason.

Belichick orders Randy Moss and Tom Brady to sink the knife deep into the young man’s radical heart.

This is a microcosm of everything, man.

I find “ur-blogger” Bill Simmons interesting enough when he pokes his head out of the Red Sox’s collective ass cheeks to observe the greater sporting world. I don’t find this zenith of Boston sports with championships falling from the sky on an almost-yearly basis insufferable. Those sentences are inaccurate as of this afternoon. COME ON:

All in all, the Pats were whistled for a whopping 146 yards in penalties, a single-game record for the franchise. At one point, after a rarely-seen “blocking someone while they’re out of bounds” penalty on Willie Andrews, my dad called me just to say, “They’re calling things that I never even knew were penalties!!!” It’s one thing to have incompetent officiating for a football game; it’s another thing to see nearly every call and non-call benefit the same team. In 60 minutes of play, only one borderline call went against the Colts — a holding penalty on their second-to-last drive that erased a 25-yard Addai run. The final tally for the Colts: four penalties, 25 yards. We haven’t seen homefield advantage work that well since Hitler invaded Russia.

He actually suggests the NFL is fixing it’s own games to punish the Patriots for their videotaping transgressions early this season.

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Former Arizona punter Danny Baugher went straight to the bottle, fast food and violence after he was cut from Bill Bellichick’s Communist Army.

Erle Baugher, 54, his left eye red and swollen where his allegedly drunken son Danny apparently socked him during a dust-up in a deserted Hanover parking lot Thursday, told a cop the young man “was released by the New England Patriots yesterday (Aug. 29) and he was not handling it very well,” according to a police report.

Belichick, known to uproot families with his adulterous teeth, has changed his focus toward inciting domestic violence.

Coach Belichick always says he has to make a lot of decisions on a daily basis and he always tries to make the decision that’s best for the football team,” Patriots spokesman Stacey James said.

“I don’t get the sense that (Baugher’s release) was anything non-football-related,” James said.

This is my take on it …

Bill, coming from the Karl Marx tree of coaching, saw Baugher as a wild card in the mold of Jim Morrison. It was only a time before he exposed himself at Sully’s Pub, while cranking out a wild karaoke rendition of Crystal Ship. Bill did the sensible, steel curtain kinda thing.