Pacman Jones Goes To The Career Fair
Wednesday, August 15th, 2007
First it was wrestling.
His National Street League Records, based in Atlanta, announced Wednesday that Jones will team with producer Spoaty in a duo called Posterboyz with their first single “Let it Shine” being released Aug. 27. The song talks about big money, cars and jewelry.
Once again: Big money, cars and jewelry. Totally groundbreaking stuff here.
Pacman Jones is really taking this extended off-season seriously, fully immersing himself in everything that the 2007 American job market has to offer. Well, with his sterling resume, he’s a pretty appealing candidate for, umm, i dunno, being the muscle for a child sex trade ring?
But what else could Pac’ do?
I had a few minor suggestions.
- Michael Vick’s dog walker.
- Matt Leinart’s stay at home nanny.
- Barry Bonds’ testicle massous.
- Imus’ new partner in crime.
- The 4th outfielder for the Devil Rays Single-A affiliate — Hudson Valley Renegades — in Fishkill, New York.
- Karl Rove’s
slavebutler.
KEEP IT GOING …







