New York Giants wide receiver David Tyree, famous for his catch in Super Bowl XLII against the Patriots, is a fan of Jesus Christ.

Fan, fanatical, whatever.

This man has a Jesus hockey jersey, a Jesus rhinestone hat and, quite possibly, Jesus’ tear ducts.

My favorite quote:

“Men having bouts with women. Sex, drugs and alcohol — all the evils that the enemy puts before us”

Basically, Tyree imagined he was playing against Satan’s squad in Glendale.

Bill Belichick, the adulterous letch.

Willie Anderson, the weed fiend.

With his wet brain, Tedy Bruschi might as well be an alcoholic.

Here is another quote.

“Those on the borderline, hop the fence. Don’t look back. Don’t look back. Don’t look back.”

With this statement, Tyree shows he is a real man of Jesus. It isn’t about politics, because any Jesus freak worth his salt wouldn’t turn away his God-loving neighbors to the south.

In the now infamous flip out by Christoper Berman-berg — he’s Jewish! — the ESPN anchor threw around Jesus’ name at will.

The tirade also included another word closely associated with Jesus: “fuck.”

So, have fun with this video of Berman throwing a little bit of this kinda moxy into NFL Countdown.

Maybe it will spark him to be a little more creative, who really knows though? This is basically on par with Dana Jacobson now.

JESUS!