Seeking: Head Football Coach for Multi-million dollar Miami Dolphin Franchise. Needs to look like Adolf Hitler. Name must be marketable, (i.e. Homer Simpsen, Michael Jacksen, Tom Bradee).
Salary & Benefits: Anal rapings by Bill Parcells.
The Giants and the Patriots have a chance to be in the Super Bowl, so life as a Jets fan is pretty much equivalent to, well, life as a Jets fan.
Jetnation.com – a website devoted to Jets fans, but more reminiscent of an AA meeting — offers me free sports therapy.
Today, I think I finally had a break through …
In a post started by Max, the “Head Idiot” at Jetnation, there is a letter from Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga, giving his many thanks for “us” courteous Jets fans (the letter was originally addressed to a poster named GreenDNA).
In the letter — addressed to Jetnation — Wayne laments the hardships of a season that was saved by a Long Island frat-looking-boy.
Life as a Dolphins fan, with a hemorrhoid infested GM in Bill Parcells and a spotted brained owner in Huizenga, is officially beyond repair. Tom Brady fucking ripped a giant load all over Mercury Morris’ face, too.
Sorry, Miami.
Anyway, here is the letter.
