In honor of Bobby Phallic Cox receiving his record setting 132nd ejection — surpassing John McGraw — we have collected some of our favorite ‘hit the showers’ moments.

However, we take it from the diamond to the hardwood.

Because, after all, we have seen enough crotchety old white men — suffering from hemorrhoids — sent into the clubhouse to glob on more Preperation-H to their caked anus’.

So, here we go.

Morris Peterson gets ejected after acting out a scene from My Brother and Me with Vince Carter.

James ‘I’m not fucking posing’ brings Luol Deng back to the horrors of tribal warfare.

Mike Dunleavy shows what it felt like when there wasn’t a Lexus with a bow waiting in the driveway on his 16th birthday.

Darko gets ejected after styling his hair like Scott Baio from the Charles In Charge era.

Magic Johnson before he really started wearing a suit.