VIKING QUEST!

Adrian Peterson is from another planet. I think we all agree on that. I’m talkin’ one of those planets where ammonia flows in the rivers.

But after his recent output in week 14 against those lowly gold prospectors from San Francisco, we all pondered how he got stomped just like disco did by the hippies.

14 carries for 9 feet!

We thought we were seeing things! That was until we figured out why he sucked so bad in that game and perhaps in future games to come.

Adrian started having fears, or nightmares if you will, about being asked to be on the cover of Madden ‘09.

I don’t blame him, I wouldn’t want to end up like Garrison Hearst and the other Madden-cursed schlubs either.

That’s pretty much the only thing that’s really slowing him down now as he cruises to Rookie of the Year. That is as long as he forgets about the Madden Curse and slips on a ball like Henry Rowengartner.

I EAT FASTBALLS FOR BREAKFAST