Keith threw on his skintight Miami duds last night and strapped Jesus’ fuckin’ balls around his neck.

Keith said Jesus wanted the fucking humid air on his balls.

This is what else he had to say . . .

Fuck you, you fucking fuck of a fuck.

I’ll fuck your wife in the fucking dugout with Pedro’s half-cent-black-market fucking hamstring.

I’ll fucking brace myself on a fucking-a Willie’s big fucking-a clitoris. Maybe I’ll bring C.C. into the fucking dugout. Maybe I’ll show her what life will be like after her she is forced to be Milledge’s fucking Bang Bros. hoe.

Then I’ll fuck your sister.

I’ll tell Carols Delgado to fucking film it. Then I’ll tell him that all proceeds are going right to buying loads of fucking HGH for my fucking cock.

HANGING GOBBLER HERNANDEZ

Then I’ll fuck your fucking aunt.

I’ll get David Wright to fucking roll me cigarettes while I’m screwing her — that Virginia pussy knows how.

Then I’ll fucking treat my fucking cock to a nice fucking bath of Axe spray.

I’ll rub that shit on my dick till it don’t smell like your mom’s pussy.

Then I’ll fucking drink a Moretti, fuck your mom again and pull out my fucking brajole.

Then I’ll toss a fucking tray of lasagna in her gaping fucking pussy.

My dick has an equatorial temperature, so her box should be fucking cookin’.

I’ll take a fucking tray of lasagna out and crack open a bottle of Pinot.

Once it is done, I’ll sit down and eat with Ramon Castro.

Fuck you, I’m Keith Hernandez.

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