ZI’s Low Culture Box #2
Check out this weeks low culture box after the jump!
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| How do sports stars fit in? |
Kyle Singler
Duke F |
Vaseline and Bang Bros. |
Invisible Man book on tape narrated by Paulus. |
Chocolate pussy, dig? |
Tyra, Tyra, Tyra |
Bang Bros. coated in vaseline |
Patrick Kane
Blackhawks RW |
Go on a grave fucking expedition |
Anarchist’s cookbook |
Chocolate covered aorta |
Dante Alighieri |
Marilyn’s corpse |
Andris Biedrins
Warriors C |
What is this you speak of? |
In Mother Russia, Catcher in Rye read you! |
Glasnost with a side of Perestroika. It’s old USSR joke. |
Nyet! I only use ЛйлюЯцф in case of emergency! |
Valentina Tereshkova, you know, first woman cosmonaut. I ache in loins to see her out of cosmonaut suit. |
Brandon Dubinsky
Rangers C |
Look up Mark Messier’s address and stare longingly into his window. |
That Mark is a sensitive guy. I kinda like that. Mark Messier that is, of course. |
Something strong, and assertive. Bonus points for a shaved head and some grizzly facial hair. |
Jaromir Jagr … NOT! |
That joke was from Borat. Funny movie. Would have been better if The Captain was in it though (Stares into distance) … Yeah, Mark is funny too. |
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