ZI’s Low Culture Box
You’ve seen the original.
Now, it is time for the Zubaz Illustrated version.
Enjoy, sickos.
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| How do sports stars fit in? |
David West
Hornets F |
John “Chub Cheeks” Leonard, a tuba player |
KILL YOUR TV! |
Basketball shoes and life shoes |
Tiger balm masturbation session |
A blackout drunk and abusive Mozart |
Marc Savard
Bruins C |
Michael Moore |
Moose ARE TV in Canada. 10 moose. |
Skates and boots |
Sleeping inside of a freshly killed elk |
Barenaked Ladies. “It’s been One Week! since aldfadflgadgfgdsgadjnknadf chicken!” |
DeShawn Stevenson
Wizards G |
Fucking Jesus, man |
Fucking walls, man. Seven walls of TV, man. |
Unlimited, man. |
Scat, man. |
R. Kelly, man. Fucking classic, man. |
Marissa Coleman
Terps G/F |
TV’s origins are racist |
Don’t make me get racist. |
White, black, it is all racist. |
Warm? That’s fucking racist. |
Piano keys are racist. |
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