Super Love In The Desert

With peyote at their disposal and Tuesday’s media day in the books, Tom Coughlin and Bill Belichick decided to order up a cactus pizza to celebrate.

Couglin, the world’s biggest Doors fan, decided Glendale was the perfect place to try out his best Jim Morrison “Lizard King” impression.

Belichick, feeling a little bit like Robby Krieger, decided to follow Coughlin into the abyss.

The duo eventually caught up with actress Kate Mara — the great granddaughter of Giants founder Tim Mara — and hiked north toward the Grand Canyon.

Not much has been heard from them since they departed. But a video was sent to us.

All I can say is: ego destruction

Love and insecurities surfaced, along with Belichick’s political views, giving us a true glimpse into the bizarro world of NFL coaches, love and drugs.

Hope these guys can mentally recover by Sunday.

5 Responses to “Super Love In The Desert”

  1. Ravishing Nick Rude Says:

    My god. thats sick.

    Tommy doin Roxanne is priceless. and i love Belichick’s addition to the threesome

  2. Phil Says:

    Smart move by Tommy. Getting it on with the bosses daughter always ends well.

  3. Phil Says:

    Did I say bosses? Ugh, I meant boss’s. I knew I shouldn’t have seen ‘How She Move’.

  4. losloseeboy Says:

    Who do you think won her heart?

    Belichick has that cult-ish thing going for him.

    He might have put her in a cock loving trance.

    But Tommy does have that tantric beanbag.

    I’m going Belichick by a slim margin.

  5. Bill Says:

    Bill…

    Did you get this off MSN?…

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