The other evening I switched on the AM dial of my car radio and tuned into WFAN 660, a local sports talk station based out of Queens.

Famous for the Mike and the Mad Dog program and previously Imus, the station also boasts a living dead man in night host Steve Somers.

Somers (pronounced ’summers’), better known as “The Schmoozer,” got his nickname because supposedly couples would be schmoozing underneath the covers during his perverted late night meanderings about Barry Bonds’ shrinking member.

Anyway, as I pulled onto the Taconic Parkway, Somers began talking about a fake bit they did with Giants Head Coach Tom Coughlin.

Normally, I’d just jab the steering wheel with an open palm and pop in The National’s newest CD, cursing Somers’ existence into the night.

This time, however, the seductive dick jockey went too far. He took MY FUCKING TOMMY COUGHLIN and tried to make art out of it.

I went and took the liberty to tweak up Somers’ impostor version, effectively bringing back the Tommy Fucking Coughlin we all have grown accustomed to.

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