Wayne Huizenga, Showing Early Signs of Steinbrenner-itis

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The Giants and the Patriots have a chance to be in the Super Bowl, so life as a Jets fan is pretty much equivalent to, well, life as a Jets fan.

Jetnation.com – a website devoted to Jets fans, but more reminiscent of an AA meeting — offers me free sports therapy.

Today, I think I finally had a break through …

In a post started by Max, the “Head Idiot” at Jetnation, there is a letter from Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga, giving his many thanks for “us” courteous Jets fans (the letter was originally addressed to a poster named GreenDNA).

In the letter — addressed to Jetnation — Wayne laments the hardships of a season that was saved by a Long Island frat-looking-boy.

Life as a Dolphins fan, with a hemorrhoid infested GM in Bill Parcells and a spotted brained owner in Huizenga, is officially beyond repair. Tom Brady fucking ripped a giant load all over Mercury Morris’ face, too.

Sorry, Miami.

Anyway, here is the letter.

Eat your heart out, boys.

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One Response to “Wayne Huizenga, Showing Early Signs of Steinbrenner-itis”

  1. Jimbuktu Says:

    as a bills fan, this makes me very happy. as long as this guy is around, we may avoid the cellar for a bit.

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