Steroids blah blah blah
Yeah, yeah. Mitchell Report. Blah blah blah. Doing this for the kids, blah blah blah, yeah yeah.
Here’s the only thing the kids need to know …
You juice up, and you might lose this honey:
Nice going, David Justice.
Was it really worth it? Did you really need to hit a few percentage points higher?
And that goes for you too, Clemens.
Were all the accolades necessary? When you put your head down on the pillow at night, would you rather stare at some trophies or that sweet, gay face of Mike Piazza?
Kids, remember, ‘roids may take you to the top, but the rage will cost you volumptious titted women and suave mustachioed men.
It just ain’t worth it.