I’ve been a Knicks fan my entire life. I cheered them on through the glory years of Ewing, Rile, Starks, Oakley, Mason, Van Gundy, Houston, LJ, Camby and Sprewell. I cheered them on through the dog days of Layden, Rice, Eisley, Van Horn, Tim Thomas, Marbury, Crawford and Isiah.

Every team has its up and downs. Life is cyclical. Anyone with half a brain knows that what goes up, must come down. So, I’ve been waiting for my Knicks to rise again. Throughout the past few years of mass sucking, I’ve been taunted and ridiculed by fans of other NBA teams. Through it all, I’ve maintained my mantra … “THE KNICKS WILL RISE AGAIN.”

It had to happen. Sometime. It just had to. The Knicks would rise again.

Then, suddenly, the Knicks were 2-1 to begin the 2007-08 season after a dramatic victory over the Nuggets. It had happened. Like a phoenix, the Knickerbockers had risen from the ashes. Ahhh, finally. Time for basketball in New York again.

Ha.

To say things have “changed for the worse” would be more of a gross understatement than saying “John Starks had some motherfucking long-ass balls.” But, the poor situation is not like it has been the past few years. The Knicks have been bad, yet this is something else altogether. It’s an abomination.

The good ship Knickerbocker has been off course, sinking, stuck on the rocks — or whatever boat analogy you want to use — for quite some time now. We’ve become used to it. What’s happening now is beyond disgraceful. Dolan, Isiah, and the rest of these MSG goons are shitting and pissing all over boat. Not only that, they’re disgracing New York as a whole in an entirely new fashion. Losing is something we can take. This? I can’t even comprehend it. What the FUCK is happening here? How can it continue to go on?

Me, I’ve had enough. I’m not going to watch another second, pay another cent, utter another positive syllable about the franchise until its been fucking fumigated. Every night the Knicks play, I hope they get THE FUCKING SHIT KICKED OUT OF THEM. I want booes to reign down on everyone involved. And then I want MSG to become a ghost town. I want this team to play in front of no one at home, with not a soul paying attention.

Tonight, they play the Seattle Sonics, a team with an even worse record than the Knicks. And lord, nothing would make me happier than to have this putrid 5-17 team mop the fucking Garden’s floor with a Knicks team sporting retro Championship season uniforms.

I never thought it would come to this, but I honestly hope the Knicks do not win another game this season. I hate them. I hate them all. Clean the fucking house. Get rid of everybody. Even the young players. They are all infected with Dolan’s cancer. We need an entirely clean slate. We need to get rid of the fat shits and the malcontents. We need to give the decent players a fresh start in the NBA. And then we need to build from scratch.

And if any fucktards out there think this makes me less of a fan, well you’re just a fucking imbeciles that simply don’t get it. I’m a KNICKS fan and that’s WHY I’m not bothering with this joke any longer. This product out on the floor is NOT the New York Knickerbockers. Stop fucking kidding yourself if you support this horseshit. They are wasting valuable seconds of your life when you even think about them for a moment.

So let’s all stop watching, stop attending, stop purchasing and stop supporting this farce in any way or form. Let’s pretend the Knicks are like the Cleveland Browns. They are GONE at the moment. FUCKING GONE. But they will come back. One day, they will.

The Knicks will rise again and we will cheer again.

For now however, it’s time to severe ties.

See you on the other side.

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