BEAST MODE!


YEEAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!

MARSHAWN SMASH!

LET’S RUN THROUGH A WALL OF ORPHANS!

ONCE I’M DONE WITH JASON TAYLOR, YOU’RE NEXT, HUGO CHAVEZ!

UH-OH, I LEFT THE OVEN ON!

TIME TO WAKE UP MARV FROM HIS AFTERNOON NAP!

I WILL SPIN THE EARTH BACKWARDS ON ITS AXIS TO SAVE LOIS LANE!

WE NEED VOLUNTEERS TO HELP J.P. PACK UP HIS STUFF!

I LIKE STOMPING GRAPES TO MAKE MY OWN WINE!

ENDING BEAst mode …

…. And now I’ll buy flowers for my mother. She’ll like that.

2 Responses to “BEAST MODE!”

  1. Jimbuktu Says:

    hahahahha< YES. FUCKING EXCELLENT.

    pack that shit up for JP marshawn.

  2. Ravishing Nick Rude Says:

    if it wasnt for “Beast Mode” Jason Taylor would have never caused the “Beast” to fumble that ball last sunday.

    Just remember that.

    or

    Just give me that, atleast.

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