Now raise your hand if you are gay.

No offense, but it must be so hard to be a Celtic fan right now.

All those put down articles about how overrated Pierce, Garnett, and Allen are. I mean, it’s gotta suck to have that. You gave up so much, the future is gone. So long 2015 championship.

This is what Boston’s offseason looked like:

But wait that sucks. Because the Celts traded Nintendo games to the Sonics for Ray Allen and the T’Wolves got half your bench. A bench that paved the way to a 14-68 season last year.

That was last year, it’s 2007 and the Celtics are playing like the Dream Team. The only team in their way is the Spurs, and that’s like a million months away right now. And Tim Duncan is just a right ankle sprain away from an early Spurs playoff exit.

A Duncan injury would open the door for the Denver Nuggets, who will be this year’s uninvited guest to the Finals, the way the Rockies crashed their way to a World Series raping.

But yeah, it’s bad for this guy right here. This guy right here typing away is a Knicks fan. Where the only headlines are for sex, murder, and mayhem!

Watching the Knicks is like watching foil in the microwave.

But back to the Celtics. They are piledriving their way through the competition. And the worst part is Garnett only likes to score eight points a game now just to rub it in. He doesn’t even play 4th quarters. He’s popping the champagne after every game.

They also have the St. Patrick’s Day Parade. K.G. is living it up.

It gives so much hope though that one of my teams could go from virgins to champions in one year.

Until then I’ll continue to watch the Starbury Microwave sold at Steve and Barry’s for $6.49.

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