This Is The End, New York

Isiah Thomas shifts his eyes in a deceiving fashion, carefully watching his enemies plot his assassination.

Stephon Marbury blinks, letting darkness engulf his defeated soul.

Renaldo Balkman’s braids yearn to bounce to the tune of another conductor.

Malik Rose dies a little more as sweat pours from his brow.

The Knicks lose to the Celtics, 104-59.

This is the end.

5 Responses to “This Is The End, New York”

  1. Jimbuktu Says:

    WOW. BWAHAHAHA. a beautiful piece of art. It made me laugh and it made me cry. They should give you an academy award for this one.

    I was laughing the entire time from the crazy intro to malik’s miscues to isiah’s shifty eyes.

    a tour de force.

  2. Plantor Says:

    Great work, wish it wasn’t so depressing that i rout for that team

  3. Cancun Says:

    so sad…………….malik rose goes from NBA champion Spurs to bottom of the barrel Knicks

  4. Shakespeare DiMaggio Says:

    Back when I was a Freshman pledge at LSU, the older brothers brought us down to a Bayou where there were alligators swimming around 30 yards away. We had to stand there, blindfolded, for about an hour. This song played the whole time. As a Knicks fan, yesterday’s game was definitely a worse experience.

  5. compton ass terry Says:

    CAN you picture what there’ll be?

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