Aside from lame-ass tattoos, there isn’ t much in this world that pisses me off more than jerkoff fans that walk around sporting the NFL logo (or any league logo) on their clothing, as opposed to that of their favorite team.

So, as you might imagine, the guy above really grinds my gears. What would possess someone to have the logo of a corporation tattooed on their body? Do you really love the NFL that much, buddy? I mean, shit, we all like football, but let’s get real. Does this guy pump his fist when Roger Goodell hands out fines? Does he get a bonafide stiffy when he hears the “no replaying without the express written consent of the NFL” commentary at the end of ballgames? Does he exhume Vince Lombardi’s corpse every Halloween and skullfuck him?

This is just as bad as the dickweeds that get a Nike “swoosh” inked on. It’s pathetic. Actually, it’s not, I’m going to get a Nissan tat because I love my 2000 Maxima SO MUCH!

But, going back to our original case study above, it’s pretty apparent that Mr. Viking is not playing with a full deck of cards. The guy looks like he spent the morning tailgating at an Anabolic Steroids BBQ, and it also appears as if he is lactating from that nipple that is playing peek-a-boo with us. One can only imagine the issues he has that are not detectable from this sole snapshot.

So, I guess we pity him and his terribly cliched choice of tats, which include multiple sports logos (is that a Cowboy star too? Fucking prick … ) and the barb wire tattoo, always a telltale indicator of a juiced-up moron trying to be cool.

In conclusion … fuck you, guy. But, a big “fuck you” also goes out to all those fucks in the world that are rocking that NFL t-shirt or winter jacket. Do us all a favor and pick a fucking team so we can judge you appropriately. Presidential election season is upon us, you don’t see people with bumper stickers that say “American Politics”. No, normal people choose one person or team to hitch their wagon to. You should do the same.

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