The Bengals get Spooked!

J.P. O’ Lantern

This haunted holiday season has brought a smile to the man who is once again the starting quarterback of the Buffalo Bills, J.P. Losman.

J.P. had actually recently bought a house in Buffalo and was knee deep in community work in the inner city of Buffalo when he suffered an injury and was regulated to the bench upon his return.

Well the tables have turned haven’t they. J.P. still lives in his quiet lodging he calls his home and has decked it out in Halloween fashion. The Cincinnati Bengals, the Bills’ opponent this week, are scared shitless that J.P. has stumbled upon the soul of former Bills great Jim Kelly and lit up his J.P O’Lantern with it.

“Oh Fuck!” said Chad Johnson when interviewed in teh Bengals locker room. Coach Marvin Lewis had instead turned fear into motivation for the 2-5 Bengals by posting a picture of J.P.’s special pumpkin on the front of every players locker.

Only time will tell how things go down in J.P’s town this Sunday.

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