Former Arizona punter Danny Baugher went straight to the bottle, fast food and violence after he was cut from Bill Bellichick’s Communist Army.

Erle Baugher, 54, his left eye red and swollen where his allegedly drunken son Danny apparently socked him during a dust-up in a deserted Hanover parking lot Thursday, told a cop the young man “was released by the New England Patriots yesterday (Aug. 29) and he was not handling it very well,” according to a police report.

Belichick, known to uproot families with his adulterous teeth, has changed his focus toward inciting domestic violence.

Coach Belichick always says he has to make a lot of decisions on a daily basis and he always tries to make the decision that’s best for the football team,” Patriots spokesman Stacey James said.

“I don’t get the sense that (Baugher’s release) was anything non-football-related,” James said.

This is my take on it …

Bill, coming from the Karl Marx tree of coaching, saw Baugher as a wild card in the mold of Jim Morrison. It was only a time before he exposed himself at Sully’s Pub, while cranking out a wild karaoke rendition of Crystal Ship. Bill did the sensible, steel curtain kinda thing.

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