Time for an update on James Dolan and the pussy handlers at MSG.

James Dolan — otherwise known as the new king of smut — and the MSG empire have released some footage from the ‘Making of the New York City Dancers’ documentary.

MSG, who have grown tired of airing their 50 greatest moments — in the once hallowed halls — of Madison Square Garden, have resorted to selling their only viable product … ASS.

Believe it or not, there was actually a time when you had to get into the Garden to get a sneak peek at Patrick Ewing’s hoes. But now, since the Knicks are resigned to having Zen Marbury as their headstrong leader, the focus has gone from inside the arena to the television set, where they will attempt to keep you cumming back for more with their own special brand of skin-emax.

Now, I’m not completely against this. It’s tits and ass. Not too big of a stretch for the ape man in all of us. However, seeing that these chicks are making DIRT each game — my estimate is $75 — and are being exploited as a product — which is far more aesthetically pleasing than what is being displayed on the court — is just wrong.

I guess, what it comes down to, is that the Knicks — as a professional basketball team — cannot hold a candle to the ass that shakes during halftime and timeouts.

It is a sad day to be a Knicks fan. Not only are women being used in Dolan’s attempts at deflecting attention off the rotting corpse that is the Knicks, but we, as men, are being teased with ass to subvert the real heart of the matter.

In short: James Dolan has created a peep show for hollowed out Knicks fans, who, by god’s grace, still have balls after being pummeled in them repeatedly throughout the years.

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