Ok, so Mike Vick is a prick. We all know that. He pleaded guilty and is now ready for some doggy style of his own. Dog the Bounty Hunter isn’t even coming for his ass, he’s so disgusted.
However, what if the dogs could fight back. Dogs can kick some tailbone and if given the chance, they would make mincemeat of Mike and his “frontline”.

Let’s check out some potential matchups!

Vick Vs. Snoopy

The most notorious dog in history. He’s never in the doghouse; he sleeps on top of it.

Vick plays on a team of 50+, but recently his friends have showed their true feelings. Three of his four buddies have stabbed him in the back and are willing to testify against him. His entourage is thinning like a Hollywood female.

Snoopy on the other hand is rolling 20 deep. You got Charlie, Pig Pen, Schroeder, Linus. Not to mention the groupies. Peppermint Patty, Sally, Lucy. The list goes on and on!

In the end, the Peanuts characters would mop the floor with the Atlanta Flacons. They have been together for just too long and are too loyal.

Winner: Snoopy

Vick Vs. Spud MacKenzie

While Snoops has a good guy image, Spud can keep up with Vick off the field as well. He’s a party animal, pun intended, and has a black eye to prove it.

When he’s not drinking down Budweisers, he’s shooting hoops, racecar driving, and hanging out with beautiful woman.

Vick on the other hand is fighting dogs. Spud is so laid back he falls asleep during football games.

Vick is a prick and shouldn’t even be in the same category as Spud.

Winner by unanimous vote: SPUD!

Vick Vs. this video

No contest, nobody could beat this video.

Winner: the DOGS!!!

WOW, clean sweep! Even I didn’t expect this.

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