Whether it’s Terrell Owens, Barry Bonds or Mike Vick, ESPN always has something not having ANYTHING to do with sports highlights jammed up in your face. When I eat my bowl of cereal before work, I want to see what happened during the GAMES last night. I want to see balls getting hit out of a stadium with a stick. I want to see balls getting thrown through hoops. I want to see balls getting kicked through goal posts.

Is this so much to ask?

I used to watch SportsCenter to escape from it all, now all I get is an endless loop of Vick — or whoever the current schmuck of the day is — walking in and out of buildings with a bunch of jackasses in tow.

Please make it stop.

Please, let’s go back to the old days … (NSFW)

I’m sorry, that’s what happens to the brain after ESPN launches one of its all-out assaults and has every single person that can form a syllable weighing in on the controversy du jour.

Please guys, just give me some fucking sports highlights. That’s what fucking ESPN is there for. No one gives a flying fuck what a wash-up like Joe Horn thinks about Vick. I think I even heard Bozo the fucking Clown dish out his 2 cents on the subject this morning.

At least we know what a sick fuck he is now …

“The dogs know what happens if they lose, but are still living. Oh yes, they know. BANG BANG, Fido!”

This entry was posted on Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 at 7:57 pm and is filed under Dick Vick, Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.