Remember the times of slut-astic NYC? The good ol’ toothless hookers humming around the street corners, smut shops dealing out ass-to-ass reels and Walt Clyde Frazier, pimp slapping.

Well, fast forward to 2007, and leave it to James Dolan to go old school on us.

He — along with msg.com — has created has created a show based around the Knicks City Dancer’s tryout process. Young asses of future Pacman victims Broadway talent flaunt it, shake it and fight for the right to be the first home wrecker of the 2007 season.

Yes, folks, MSG.com has joined the ranks of dumpstersluts.com, bunnyteens.com and Bangbros.com.

Somewhere, James Dolan is kneeling in front of a giant portrait of Larry Flynt.

[MSG.com]

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