This video is simple.
It is audio of Buzz Bissinger ranting and raving about !BLOGS! on the HBO show Costas Now, which featured Deadspin’s Will Leitch.
Bob Dylan’s “Positively 4th Street”plays beneath the flames.
The background clips show the evolution of mass media.
Not surprisingly, we used Wikipedia to hammer out the time line.
Get a glimpse into the eye of the devil at the end of this vid.
Cone gets filthy!
And we ain’t talking about Ian Kennedy’s “stuff.”
If it was Farnsworth getting jerked off, the whole bleachers would have gotten a Peter North-esque bath.
The AP spotted him on April 3 at Yankee Stadium.
YES spotted him on April 7 at Yankee Stadium.
This kid has some pretty sweet seats above the dugout.
There’s no need to take any shots at the little guy, I mean I’m just jealous of his seats.
All I can say is: Whatever happened to the perve photographers zooming in on ass?
But, yeah, as of right now this is the face that will represent the last year of Yankee Stadium
Remember this mug.
Soon it will be seen on a million t-shirts and message boards around the world.
This is the day that changes this kid’s life.
Welcome to cult status, buddy!
Maybe you can be on VH1 in 2035 with the Turtles Kid.
Tom Berringer’s hair raising speech in Major League combined with the latin flare of Hanley Ramirez.
Imagine Mr. Loria’s private parts being revealed cardboard-piece-by-piece!
¡Aye de Mi!
Keith threw on his skintight Miami duds last night and strapped Jesus’ fuckin’ balls around his neck.
Keith said Jesus wanted the fucking humid air on his balls.
Fuck you, you fucking fuck of a fuck.
I’ll fuck your wife in the fucking dugout with Pedro’s half-cent-black-market fucking hamstring.
I’ll fucking brace myself on a fucking-a Willie’s big fucking-a clitoris. Maybe I’ll bring C.C. into the fucking dugout. Maybe I’ll show her what life will be like after her she is forced to be Milledge’s fucking Bang Bros. hoe.
Then I’ll fuck your sister.
I’ll tell Carols Delgado to fucking film it. Then I’ll tell him that all proceeds are going right to buying loads of fucking HGH for my fucking cock.
HANGING GOBBLER HERNANDEZ
Then I’ll fuck your fucking aunt.
I’ll get David Wright to fucking roll me cigarettes while I’m screwing her — that Virginia pussy knows how.
Then I’ll fucking treat my fucking cock to a nice fucking bath of Axe spray.
I’ll rub that shit on my dick till it don’t smell like your mom’s pussy.
Then I’ll fucking drink a Moretti, fuck your mom again and pull out my fucking brajole.
Then I’ll toss a fucking tray of lasagna in her gaping fucking pussy.
My dick has an equatorial temperature, so her box should be fucking cookin’.
I’ll take a fucking tray of lasagna out and crack open a bottle of Pinot.
Once it is done, I’ll sit down and eat with Ramon Castro.
Fuck you, I’m Keith Hernandez.
Syracuse sophomore forward Arinze Onuaku shoots 44-percent from the free throw line.
The free throw — in the video below, which took place during last night’s debacle against UMass — might have been the ugliest of the season.
God damn.
Anyone feel the draft in here?
Now, imagine that this same kind of horribleness was the societal norm. It was just normal to god damn fucking suck at your craft.
What would the prospective outcomes be?
Maybe, just maybe, LIKE THIS.
Keep it going you slobs.
This whole Red Sox faux-boycott business was/is disturbing.
Here is the gist of it:
Boston is scheduled to open baseball’s regular season in Japan with two games against Oakland on March 25-26. Red Sox players are getting paid $40,000 apiece and voted unanimously to boycott the trip today after learning that the team’s coaches, training staff and equipment managers weren’t going to be paid.
You know, the old arguement of “they are getting paid to play baseball!” is kind of old.
This stretches beyond that point of contention — even though I still think it is completely valid.
The fact is that these guys are getting to go to Japan! It would be a chance of a lifetime for many of us peasants. When did the chance to experience a different culture become such a burdensome chore?
Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
It just proves that sports is dumbing down the culture of America.
If nothing else, maybe this will serve as bad karma for the rest of the season.
I mean, hey, how else can you explain this video of Reid Engel dropping a routine fly ball?
The Blue Jays cleared the bases on the play, which gave them a meaningless 4-3 spring training win.
But was it really meaningless?
In last night’s Rockets vs. Celtics game, Rafer Alston got into a brief shoving match with Rajon Rondo.
Dikembe Mutombo bolted in like the UN, shouting for order and peace.
But what do you think he really said?
Maybe something like this . . .
Brett Favre has finally left the game of football.
As a result, we are generally concerned for SI’s Peter King.
You just know he’s strung out, all high on sharpie markers, and coloring giant paint-by-number portraits of his favorite quarterback.
Well, not exactly.
We got some footage of King reading the most recent SI.
Peter, may Allah be with you at this difficult time.
You have probably been bombarded with a bukkake of Brett Favre tributes since the grizzly veteran decided to hang’em up.
While the masturbatory-worthy print editions and the porn-esque video tributes helped the most ardent Favre supporters reach climax — they cannot hold a candle to zubaz’s video tribute.
By teaming up with musical genius and Eau Claire, Wisconsin’s native son, Bon Iver, we basically took it to an entire new level.
Watch this video and see what it feels like to get your period for the first time.
As big salty tears cascade down your cheeks, take that Brett Favre #4 cum rag and turn it into a tissue.
It is finally time to start thinking with your heart and not your libido.
It is finally time for a real tribute.
