ZI's Low Culture Box #2

Posted by Camp Anawanna on February 20th, 2008. Filed under Sports

Check out this weeks low culture box after the jump!

How do sports stars fit in?	Valentine’s Day makes me want to…	Best thing I read last week	Favorite dessert	Person you’re dying to have in your Five?	_____ should have been on the SI Swimsuit cover
Kyle Singler Duke F	Vaseline and Bang Bros.	Invisible Man book on tape narrated by Paulus.	Chocolate pussy, dig?	Tyra, Tyra, Tyra	Bang Bros. coated in vaseline
Patrick Kane Blackhawks RW	Go on a grave fucking expedition	Anarchist’s cookbook	Chocolate covered aorta	Dante Alighieri	Marilyn’s corpse
Andris Biedrins Warriors C	What is this you speak of?	In Mother Russia, Catcher in Rye read you!	Glasnost with a side of Perestroika. It’s old USSR joke.	Nyet! I only use ЛйлюЯцф in case of emergency!	Valentina Tereshkova, you know, first woman cosmonaut. I ache in loins to see her out of cosmonaut suit.
Brandon Dubinsky Rangers C	Look up Mark Messier’s address and stare longingly into his window.	That Mark is a sensitive guy. I kinda like that. Mark Messier that is, of course.	Something strong, and assertive. Bonus points for a shaved head and some grizzly facial hair.	Jaromir Jagr … NOT!	That joke was from Borat. Funny movie. Would have been better if The Captain was in it though (Stares into distance) … Yeah, Mark is funny too.

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