New York Giants wide receiver David Tyree, famous for his catch in Super Bowl XLII against the Patriots, is a fan of Jesus Christ.
Fan, fanatical, whatever.
This man has a Jesus hockey jersey, a Jesus rhinestone hat and, quite possibly, Jesus’ tear ducts.
My favorite quote:
“Men having bouts with women. Sex, drugs and alcohol — all the evils that the enemy puts before us”
Basically, Tyree imagined he was playing against Satan’s squad in Glendale.
Bill Belichick, the adulterous letch.
Willie Anderson, the weed fiend.
With his wet brain, Tedy Bruschi might as well be an alcoholic.
Here is another quote.
“Those on the borderline, hop the fence. Don’t look back. Don’t look back. Don’t look back.”
With this statement, Tyree shows he is a real man of Jesus. It isn’t about politics, because any Jesus freak worth his salt wouldn’t turn away his God-loving neighbors to the south.
that is one killer outfit
A little background on why David Tyree is such a fan of Jesus: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/11/sports/football/11tyree.html?th&emc=th He’s not speaking hypothetically when he talks about sex, drugs, and alcohol–man’s been there.
Jesus saves, I guess.
But Tyree doesn’t get a pass for that fucking hat.
the fact of the matter is, there is no way jeebus catches that ball, so i guess ill have to start praying to tyreesus.