With peyote at their disposal and Tuesday’s media day in the books, Tom Coughlin and Bill Belichick decided to order up a cactus pizza to celebrate.
Couglin, the world’s biggest Doors fan, decided Glendale was the perfect place to try out his best Jim Morrison “Lizard King” impression.
Belichick, feeling a little bit like Robby Krieger, decided to follow Coughlin into the abyss.
The duo eventually caught up with actress Kate Mara — the great granddaughter of Giants founder Tim Mara — and hiked north toward the Grand Canyon.
Not much has been heard from them since they departed. But a video was sent to us.
All I can say is: ego destruction
Love and insecurities surfaced, along with Belichick’s political views, giving us a true glimpse into the bizarro world of NFL coaches, love and drugs.
Hope these guys can mentally recover by Sunday.
My god. thats sick.
Tommy doin Roxanne is priceless. and i love Belichick’s addition to the threesome
Smart move by Tommy. Getting it on with the bosses daughter always ends well.
Did I say bosses? Ugh, I meant boss’s. I knew I shouldn’t have seen ‘How She Move’.
Who do you think won her heart?
Belichick has that cult-ish thing going for him.
He might have put her in a cock loving trance.
But Tommy does have that tantric beanbag.
I’m going Belichick by a slim margin.
Bill…
Did you get this off MSN?…